“sparkling water” sounds… so pure. so aesthetically pleasing. but in actuality? it is…. Repulsive
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my biggest kink is finally buying something i’ve been eyeing forever
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I just want to add more joy and warmth into my everyday life
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When you send the purple pickle emoji 🍆 and she send the tongue emoji 👅 right back
Purple pickle?
It’s a fucking eggplant
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